Osama Bin Who?

Oh ya! That guy! Apparently Osama Bin Laden is supposed to release a new video on the 6th anniversary of September 11th. I heard someone yesterday say, "Well, I won't watch it. I have no interest in what he has to say!" Well, I'll watch it, and I'm very interested in what he has to say.

First and foremost, I'll want to see if it's really him, and how his health is. Here we've been chasing a 6 foot 5 inch man whose face has been plastered around the world, and who is rumored to have kidney disease and possibly need dialysis, for 6 years, and we haven't caught him. I figure if the most wanted man in the world is going to do a video I want to see some signs of stress; maybe a wrinkle or two; a twitch; some gray or receding hair.

Of course my bet is that the sheeple of this great constitutionally limited democratic republic will be all atwitter after seeing ol' Bin, and we'll actually see a spike in the approval rating of the worst President we've ever had. You watch. I'd bet on it. People will rally around W and he'll be gratified. Tell you what. Instead why don't we get rid of the mental child in the big white house and put in someone who, instead of invading sovereign countries where Bid Laden is not, will go flush out the bastard from his hidey hole and put him away in a small room in Levinworth for the rest of his life. Just a thought.

So roll that footage OBL. We'd like to see what you've been up to.